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Perfect F*cking Group (Homestuck song parody!) WIP

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Oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah,

[Verse 1:]
FEFERI: You can be the seanut butter to my jelly
TAVROS: You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
VRISKA: You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
ERIDAN: You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

JOHN: You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
DAVE: You can be the one that I draw in my comics
ROSE: You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
JADE: Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

[Hook 1:]
JAKE: Don't know if I could ever be
Without this 'cause you all complete me
KARKAT: And in time I know that we'll fucking see
That we're all we need

[Hook 2:]
DAVE: 'Cause you're the apple juice I buy (buy)
TEREZI: You're the Red to my Cherry (Cherry)
GAMZEE: You're the slime to my high (high)
TAVROS: And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

[Chorus:]
SULLUX: 'Cauth you're the one for me (for me)
ARADIA: And I'm the one for you (for you)
EQUIS: You take the heard of us (of us)
KANAYA: And we're the perfect group

TEREZI: We're the perfect group
JADE: We're the perfect group
SULLUX/VERISKA: Baby, 8 times 2
KARKAT: We're the perfect group

[Verse 2:]
KARKAT: I can be the prince and you can be your princess
NEPETA: I can be the sweet tooth you can be the dentist
TAVROS: you can be the shoes and I can be the laces
ROSE: You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

ROXY: You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
JAKE: You can be the scotch tape and I can be the poster
DIRK: You can be as cold as the winter weather
JANE: But I don't care as long as we're together

[Hook 1:]
JAKE: Don't know if I could ever be
Without this 'cause you all complete me
KARKAT: And in time I know that we'll fucking see
That we're all we need

[Hook 2:]
DAVE: 'Cause you're the apple juice I buy (buy)
TEREZI: You're the Red to my Cherry (Cherry)
GAMZEE: You're the slime to my high (high)
TAVROS: And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

[Chorus:]
SULLUX: 'Cauth you're the one for me (for me)
ARADIA: And I'm the one for you (for you)
EQUIS: You take the heard of us (of us)
KANAYA: And we're the perfect group

TEREZI: We're the perfect group
JADE: We're the perfect group
SULLUX/VERISKA: Baby, 8 times 2
KARKAT: We're the perfect group

[Bridge:]
ERIDAN: You know that I'll never doubt ya
DAVESPRITE: And you know that I think about ya
ARADIA: And you know I can't live without ya

NEPETA: I love the way that you smile
VIRISKA: And maybe in just a while
FEFERI: I can see me swim down the aisle

[Hook 2:]
DAVE: 'Cause you're the apple juice I buy (buy)
TEREZI: You're the Red to my Cherry (Cherry)
GAMZEE: You're the slime to my high (high)
TAVROS: And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

[Chorus:]
SULLUX: 'Cauth you're the one for me (for me)
ARADIA: And I'm the one for you (for you)
EQUIS: You take the heard of us (of us)
KANAYA: And we're the perfect group

TEREZI: We're the perfect group
JADE: We're the perfect group
SULLUX/VERISKA: Baby, 8 times 2
KARKAT: We're the perfect group
Parody of Perfect Two
NOT FINISHED

I hope I got all the trolls and kids! //plus davesprite gets a verse cause hes awesome and i love him
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