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Cats Game CH 1

It was just another average day in Ikebukuro. The streets teemed with traffic; students flowed to and from the academies-

And a vending machine sailed through the air.

Its intended target, a young man wearing a fur-lined jacket and a smug grin, calmly stepped out of the way. The machine splintered on impact with the road, sodas and water bottles bleeding everywhere. The elusive target’s fingers curled around the switchblade in his pocket, eyes keenly trained on the creature that tossed the machine in the first place.

Less than fifteen feet down the street, a tall man in a Weskit and suit pants returned to his full height, his breathi

Moleman9000's ERBS #4: Penelope vs. Gadget

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

THE BLACK BARON…

…VS…

…GADGET HACKWRENCH!

BEGIN!

Gadget:
Okay, seriously? Again? I mean, really?
We've been through this before. We all know it's you, Penelope.
What's with you and disguises? Are you some sort of schizo?
In any case, crazy or not, you're a dirtier rat than Rizzo.
I'll get the obvious out of the way; better to say it now than later:
Just like Peter "Scabbers" Pettigrew, you're a no–good little traitor!
You sold out your only friends in the world… to a skunk.
Are you dense? Are you brainwashed or something? Are you drunk?
No, I'm convinced you're ju

Day 1: Holding Hands "Come on, Jooosh! We're going to be late." Tyler whined, watching Josh put on his shirt. They were on their way to PAX, but Josh managed to sleep in. That didn't stop Tyler from catching small glimpses of Josh's bare torso when he thought he wasn't looking.

Tyler wouldn't admit it, but there's a lot about Josh he admired. From his masculine appearance to his witty behavior. Tyler continued to think about why he liked being with Josh. He didn't even catch the blush on his own face before Josh did as Tyler day dreamt.

"Uh, Tyler? ... You okay?" Josh questioned. He was sure it was just Tyler being Tyler, but he had a dreamier look in his ey

Riley and Sheen: First Date Disaster ~Oh the weather outside is frightful~
~But the fire is so delightful~
And since Sirius Flare has a crippling weakness to water, he has to stay inside while it comes aflood outside mount justice. The winds tore so vigorously and the onslaught of fat clusters of H2O could barely be heard through the thick sheets of steel and rock that encased the training grounds of many new heroes. If it had just been those subtle noises that revealed the presence of a rain storm, then Sheen would have been in for a shock. But no, it wasn't just that. Sheen had been here since yesterday. He had come in early yesterday morning to hook-up one of his gaming sys

Day 2: Cuddling Somewhere The peaceful JoshJepson lay on his sleeping quarters, propped up. On his lap sat an electronic storage device with a screen playing footage of the events at PAX, making Josh chuckle every now and again. From behind the nearby table, an untamed AttackingTucans crept closer to his prey unnoticed. He prepares himself to attack the easy prey and pounces.

"What the fuck, Tyler?!" Josh yelled as Tyler just lay across Josh, laughing at his reaction.

"You got scared, didn't you," Tyler mused, still laughing. He lifted himself off of Josh and sat beside him on the bed.

"No, you're just really annoying," Josh complained, resuming his visual back

Super Mario World, ProtonConroy editionTitle: Super Mario World, ProtonConroy edition.
Summary: Emile gets kidnapped by an evil tyrant. It's up to Jon to save him.
Rating: T for language
Warnings: Yaoi, and language.
Chapter 1: World 1
"Bloody hell, Emile, where did you go?" Jon said to himself. Emile had ran off to go to the store to get some milk and eggs, as he was going to bake some form of cake. But that was 5 hours ago, and believe it or not, Jon was worried about the loudmouth. Sure, they were together in Jon's mind(Emile was still denying any relationship between the two), but this time, Jon was genuinely worried about his boyfriend.
"Seriously, Emile.. I know you didn't go off to the convention without me." Jon was getting frustrated. Just then, someone went behind Jon and knocked him out with some chloroform.
Two hours later, Jon woke up and looked around. He was not in Canada any more, that was for sure. "Great. Where the hell am

Shizuo, Renai Circulation, English dubOne, two,

It’s so hard to say it,
But darling, let’s face it,
That annoying Izaya cannot be ignored.

Izaya! Don’t you dare show your face in Ikebukuro!
Every time I see that bastard, I get pissed off.
One day, he and I will fight to the death.
There isn’t any real reason; I just don’t like him.

Been runnin’ for so long, but can’t seem to catch him
If I could get that bastard, I swear I’d smash him
Into a million pieces, if he would just. Stand. Still.
But then I wonder- where was I going again?

So everyday it’s the same old stubborn path.
he thinks he can get away with framing this

Ten quotes by us1: Flights: Do you think they have roleplay in Heaven..?

2: Tessa: Thats not how you use that word...
Flights: But dude! Bodacious waffles! Can you imagine the teeth on those things?

3: Tessa: Do I have scorpion in my teeth?

4: Flights: Im really really good at these relays.
Tessa: Apparently, that's not the only thing you're good at.

5: Flights: Ding Dang, who's your boss?
Tessa: Ashley Purdy is!

6: Tessa: Aww, bro imma take you to Al's Pits, Dude, we have to go to Boondock's, DUDE DUDE,WE HAVE TO GO ON WATER BOATS! Dude, I want one of those really awful waterproof cameras, God im tired....

7: Flights: No you cant a girl, its

Super Mario World, ProtonConroy Edition Chapter 2Quick note: I know I will be making mistakes in this. So forgive me for any mistakes.

Chapter 2: Worlds 2 and 3
After defeating Iggy in World 1, Jon was walking though the next world. Donut Land. Jon was walking along and saw a shell-less Koopa with a feather. Jon stomped on the koopa and took the feather. Suddenly, Jon had a cape.
"Great! Now I'm Superman. Let's just hope there are no rings for me to fly through." Jon said to himself, running and jumping into the air to fly. Jon flew for a bit before accidentally crashing into a Charging Chuck and losing his cape.
"Damn it!" Jon jumped across the pit and spin jumped across a Pokey. "MOVE FASTER POKEY!!" Jon said. He then stumbled across a Yoshi egg. Yoshi popped out of the egg. "Yoshi yoshi!" the Yoshi said. Jon smiled and hopped on the Yoshi. Jon rode Yoshi all the way to the end of the first four levels of Donut Land and was now at the ghost house. Jon got off of Yoshi.
He smiled at Yoshi and went in

Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 149Ragnarok is running through a dark forest until...

Ragnarok: What is that strange energy in the sky? Something isn't right...

Overlord shows up...

Overlord: ...

Ragnarok: Overlord! Don't you see that? What's going on up there?

Overlord: He, he, he...

Ragnarok: What's so funny Overlord? Can't you feel the dark energy?

Overlord: I do. It's tantalizing. Perfect for a darklander like me. ;)

Ragnarok: Wait, you're a darklander?!

Overlord: I never told you? (He never told them? Scandal~) ;) What did you think Puppit Master is? He is a hallownite like me. We're both darklanders.

Ragnarok: Impossible... I wouldn't have known...

Overlord: L

My Emotions and its feelings from itSome people dont know what my emotions go or feel like. its hard to explain but here is the best explanation i can give you.
Happiness:
when I'm happy i get excited and say random things because i am a very random, weird person on the planet. i am very talkative and wont shut the heck up for nothing and i dont know why.
Sadness:
never a good thing for me to be sad.. its really aching pain in my heart that makes me sad. i cant explain well on this emotion.
Jealousy:
my worst emotion ever. the worst emotion that drives me insane. whenever i get jealous i try to avoid people but that only happens if im single. if i was single i never go near anyone who has a girlfriend or have a friend who has a boyfriend/girlfriend.
im not single so im alright but sometimes i get jealous on some other things <.<
Anger:
one of the things everyone must avoid at

MLP-TMNTAnnouncer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Heroes with wings instead of shells
Pony Power!
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team
Princess Celestia: We're really hip!
Announcer: They're heroes with no shells and they're not green
Princess Luna: Hey. Get a grip!
Announcer: When the evil Sombra attacks
These pony gals don't cut him no slack
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Discord taught them to be ninja ponies
Princess Cadance: He looks like a rat rat!
Announcer: Celestia leads, Twilight Sparkle does machines
Princess Twilight Sparkle: Tha

HAVE SOME STUFF Mattie and Mako are Skyping eachother

Mako: Soo, Mattie, wanna come over tonight? Gray and her sister aren't gonna be home.
Mattie: Sure, what are we gonna do? :3
Mako: Oh, I'll give you a hint~ It has something to do with blankets and pillows~
Mattie: OH MY CATFISH
Mako: Yus
Mattie: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?! oUo
Mako: HELL YES!!!! >:3
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Mako, Abz, Angie, Andry, Joanna, me and Mattie are all having a slumberparty in Abz's basement

Mako and Angie: *arguing*
Abz: I'm gonna put on music, then we shall dance and it shall be A PARTY!
Me: Hey, 9, guess what time it is!
Mattie: Party time, 10?
Me: T

Izaya, Renai Circulation, English dubOne, two!

It’s so hard to say it,
But darling, let’s face it-
My schemes keep evolving,
I can’t be ignored!

May I have your attention, please?
It’s me, the seventeen-year-old information broker,
Izaya Orihara!
I have an important announcement to make:
Tonight, I’m going to make fun of Shizu-chan~!
Hahaha…sorry I babbled on like that.

If you were someone I could only kill with words alone, well,
This wouldn’t be a challenge at all, so
I keep laughing, you keep slacking,
Is that right? Maybe you’re the one attacking-

Every story’s gotta start with a single word,
You can’t back out

First written comedy.This is my first ever written attempt at comedy. Probably not going to be funny, largely because its written down but I figure that its time for a break from the more philosophical things I've done.

What if stupidity was radioactive? That way you could carry around a Geiger meter(?) and when it starts to beep you start walking in the other direction. Of course that would mean that you would literally have to build a house out of lead to avoid the stupidity if you lived in curtain areas of the world. Like like jersey shore, that place would light up like a Christmas tree with so much stupid. Then there would be Washington. Congress alone wou

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Stalker (somebody that i used to know parody)

by ~Xx-SunsetSkies-xX, Aug 24, 2012, 6:01:15 PM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

[Guy]
Now and then I think of when I was a loner
Walking down the road in the middle of the night
Told myself that i was safe
But felt so scared of every face
But that was life and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of madness
Like thinking that your life will, very soon end
So when I found that you were stalking me
Well you said that I shouldn't scream or else
But I did and I'm glad it is over

But you didn't have to cut my throat
throw me in your trunk and drive all the way to Mexico
And I didn't even know your name
I was just a stranger and you treated me rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends bury my body and then change your number
I guess you needed that money though
Now i'm just somebody that they used to know

Now I'm just somebody that they used to know
Now I'm just somebody that they used to know

[girl]
Now and then I think of all the times I screwed you over
But had you believing it was always something that you've done
But I don't wanna live that way
staring into every word you say
You said that I should let it go
but If I didn't catch you, kill you, you would find out who I really was!

[Guy]
But you didn't have to cut my throat
throw me in your trunk and drive all the way to Mexico
And I didn't even know your name
I was just a stranger and you treated me rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends bury my body and then change your number
I guess you needed that money though
Now i'm just somebody that they used to know

[x2]
Somebody
(they used to know)
Somebody
(Now I'm just somebody that they used to know)

(they used to know)
(That they used to know)
(they used to know)
Somebody

Stalker (somebody that i used to know parody)by ~Xx-SunsetSkies-xX

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

©2012-2013 ~Xx-SunsetSkies-xX

Based on random stuff me and my friends sing while listening to songs on the radio

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